why I inevitably always ALWAYS sneeze after I apply mascara. (It’s so inconvenient, mascara goes EVERYWHERE.) if I’ll get to have a President Obama in my lifetime. why some moms and kids kiss each other on the lips (why!? it weirds me out.). what the effect of watching the WWE has on my kids atRead the whole post >>
Archives for May 2008
Why I'm a Bad Person
* I laughed aloud at a women running in a SKIRT, hair down (and styled), fully makeup-ed, and donning huge, flashy jewelry. I mocked her, from the safety of my car. * I signed S-U-S-H-I to Mike during Mass last night. (And didn’t get s-u-s-h-i, unfortunately. I’m aiming for Thai tonight!) * Also compared aRead the whole post >>
I Tend to Over-Parenthasize
This weekend? Has been utterly uneventful despite it being absolutely gorgeous outside. My husband is sick and we all know what that means. (Yes, the dreaded MAN COLD!) (Mike, if you’re reading this: I love you and I want to bring you tea and baby you. I do, let’s throw a pity party. I loveRead the whole post >>
Wanted: Silver Linings. Apply Within.
Yesterday was perhaps the most insane day of my young life. I’m not being dramatic. My work, as you may know, is a wee bit crazy. It came to a head yesterday in a messy, explosive confrontation. There were multiple people crying, excessive finger pointing and blaming, multiple expletives, several instances of angrily storming out,Read the whole post >>
Ditzily is TOTALLY an Adverb.
I mentioned I was pulled over last Wednesday night for speeding. Going 85 in a 65, to be exact. I’ve gotten pulled over three times in my seven years of driving (And, um, all three in the past year or two. Is that bad?). But I have yet to get a ticket. Wanna hear myRead the whole post >>
