why I inevitably always ALWAYS sneeze after I apply mascara. (It’s so inconvenient, mascara goes EVERYWHERE.)
if I’ll get to have a President Obama in my lifetime.
why some moms and kids kiss each other on the lips (why!? it weirds me out.).
what the effect of watching the WWE has on my kids at work – and what is the APPEAL, anyway?
if Lasik surgery would hurt.
why people can’t ever seem to listen to each other – everyone is just concerned about being heard.
why khakis dirty so easily.
if anyone else looks in the mirror as often as I do.
why I am looking at this if I already have a college degree.
and on that note, am I ever going to want to have a job?
how Mike and I will be changed if/when we have children – will we still be obsessed with interested in politics, social change, current events, social justice, and community engagement? Will we only care about Blue’s Clues and if our kid has hit the milestones on time?
if we should sell our car and live sans-car next year.
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So, Funny Story:
I noticed several people coming to my website were searching for things like, “Mike’s Apartment Damn Ashley” and other combinations of “Mike”, “Ashley”, and “Apartment.” Intrigued, I did a little Googling and was absolutely traumatized to find a VERY graphic…ahem, adult…website with those three words.
All this time, I was like, “Oh, how weird! What are the chances there’d be a website with our names and ‘apartment’!” Yesterday morning, I was more of the “OH MY LORD IN HEAVEN! AH! AH! GET THAT OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN!!” mentality. So, yeah. If you come here looking for THAT, stay here. It’s much more pleasant. And no objectified women or…images that might be burned forever into your mind. Ugh.
Bahaha! You are running a porno site on the side, admit it!
Ewww. That porn-site thing is both horrendous and pretty good party story. Who’d have thunk it?
Also, I bet you will kiss your kids on the lips someday. Maybe not when they’re older (I don’t know what age of kids you’re talking about here) but there is nothing more irresistible than a toddler who lifts little puckered lips to be kissed. Plus, you know, after you have a child and deal with every bodily fluid under the sun, you realize just how relatively non-offensive saliva is. :-D
Yeah, that lip-kissing thing weirds me out as well. I have a kid, though I never kissed him on the lips, not even when he was a tiny baby. It always weirds me out when I see other people do it. I kiss him on his cheeks, forehead, nose, chin, just not lips. That’s for grown ups ;-)